Man Law: Men Don't Let Other Men Massage Their Feet

I thought this was obvious. But it came up at rehearsal last night, as it relates to one of the key scenes in the play. I have a feeling the real Hong Kong Jerry would let another man massage his feet. Especially if he read it in Maxim. If it's in Maxim, real Hong Kong Jerry is going to do it.

We're going to have to rule out anything having to do with a trip to the podiatrist. Sometimes you have bone spurs or bunyons and you have to get those taken care of. So, if it's a trip to the podiatrist, it's ok. You haven't broken a man law.

I suppose for myself (and this is strictly on the basis of a hot bikini-lady with cold beer not being available to massage my feet) the only situation I could see myself in would have to involve free beer. If someone was going to give me free beer to let another man massage my feet, that would not constitute the breaking of a man law. The time he spent massaging my feet would be directly related to the amount of free beer that I would be receiving post foot massage.

Now, I would have to question the individual giving me the beer to watch me get my feet massaged. But I supposed that's neither here nor there. So long as he wasn't humping the canned/bottled beer (I don't have a preference what the beer is contained in when it's free) while I'm getting my feet massaged and getting it all warm. That would lower the amount of time my feet would be massaged in relation to the amount of beer I was getting. No one likes warm beer and I would have to waste precious drinking time getting my free beer chilled. That's just aggravating.

Other than that, I don't think it's really acceptable within a real man's world to let another man massage your feet. Just an opinion.